Wednesday, February 09, 2005

I hate floaty feelings . *mumble grumble*

I'm not exactly a big fan of birthdays either.




You Are 21 Years Old



21





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.



Um. *coughs*

So i'm regressing. How strange. I always thought i was born an old lady. You know what scares me? All my life, i've been the one with the common sense. The one who keeps quiet and thinks before offering the grown up option.. When the option list on forms started me on the same check box as "25-35 yrs of age" however, i think i got a little panicky

Now what worries me is that i've been trying to out act my age. It's not too late to do something about it now, but it'll be a damned silly sight to see a 35 year old woman trying to act 26 later on. So now i'm not afraid to wear pink, and im not afraid to say i think mashi maro is a bunny i'd love to snuggle up to. Regression or progress? I have no idea. I had a talk about this with sheron, and we both agree.. The older we get, the less we think it's a weakness to act like a woman, and we get more "ta" .

Men get it all. You get a paunch? Call it posterity. Balding? An extra dose of manliness you say, i've got more testosterone. Hitting 40? Don't worry hun, it's legal for you to get it on with a slip of a thing half your age. Take care of your heart and you'll be all set to go with viagra and cialis. Yayy. Don't get me wrong. I love men. I don't burn my bras, i love support in all forms. I just love objectivity more.