We went for french movies at cineleisure on halloween, and the nice boy behind the counter endured my coughs and smiles.
" Ayah. If you want to laugh, just go ahead." he deadpanned. I reassured him that his makeup was entirely too freaky and told him it looked exactly like a really really bad case of acne. Very scary. He started patting his face, and asked if his makeup had melted on any part.
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